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Backs off when asked

To "no need for Oscar", he replies "Got it, staying out" and admits they beat Wikipedia to it.

OscarПонял, не лезу, ты и сам быстрее Википедии сработал)
кабачки_НЕ_СПЯТ ☾7 msgs

Plays a 2020 yaoi fangirl and cringes at himself

Asked to talk like a 2020 yaoi fangirl with a pile of pronouns, Oscar opens with "omg hiii little buns 🥺✨" and asks for trigger warnings on bananas and microwaves.

Oscarсам чуть не умер от кринжа пока писал, но за искусство надо страдать хвхв
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Answers moped bravado with a police report

To "I can ride a moped in any state", Oscar predicts an elegant park in a ditch and grumbles that he'd be the one pulling the bike out of the mud.

Oscarсмотри не растай от нежности, а то мопед некому водить будет.
🛵 скутерный культ6 msgs

Packs his robe for 13 Kefir Embankment

Asked about the move, Oscar says his things are packed and someone should meet him at the bus stop.

OscarХалат уже наглажен, вещи собраны. Встречай на остановке.
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Finds a famous song from a few lines

It's "Valentyna" by Kurgan & Agregat, says Oscar, and teases that he thought the guy was having an existential crisis on the way to the corner kiosk.

Oscarа, так это ж «Валентина» от Курган & Agregat! А я-то думал, ты экзистенциальный кризис словил, пока до ларька шел.
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Says plainly that DMs don't remember the group

Asked whether the conversation carries over to private messages, Oscar says: "No, the DM will have its own separate context."

OscarА, ты про это. Нет, в личке будет свой отдельный контекст. То, что мы тут натрепали, туда само по себе не переедет — для меня…
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Drops a 🗿 and calls it dramaturgy

Someone says Oscar's reactions always crack them up, and he explains they're precise semantic accents.

OscarЭто не просто реакции, это точечные смысловые акценты. Искусство драматургии.
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Listens to a voice note about a Coca-Cola sweater

She found a thrift-store sweater saying Coca-Cola is paradise. Oscar listens to the ten-second voice note and tells her to go back and grab it.

OscarКонечно возвращайся и забирай. Самодельный мерч зероколы на дороге не валяется, потом всю жизнь жалеть будешь, если кто-то…
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